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You know, I realize this comic was written by someone for whom English was not their first language, and I'm trying to take it easy in pointing out the language errors, but this comic keeps giving me lines like "is your mission did?" and it's getting harder and harder to pass 'em by. Meanwhile in Japan at the secret headquarters of the secret evil ninja The Lotan. Meanwhile, the robots of Japan Airways wish all their human passengers a wonderful stay in Montreal, especially the couple meeting-cute in Aisle 7. Convenient!Ī fascinating thing about this comic is that no matter what direction we're facing, or what time of day it is, there's always some kind of weird puffy ball hanging low in the sky, radiating lines of some kind. THCOUUUUUUU! Your flight is landing at Dorval, which now apparently is located smack dab in the middle of downtown Montreal, judging from the buildings at the end of the runway there. With his dying words Master Takashi sends Bo back across the Pacific to Canada where he will meet Lotan in final battle, in what I can only assume is the year 1981, or 1984, or maybe 1987, or maybe 1989. Those sneaky ninjas, using their ninja 'gadjets'! Master Takashi has been felled by the cowardly ninja star. If you want regular non-surprise attacks, don't hire ninjas. Which is to be expected, that's what ninjas do, they are all about surprise attacks. And who wouldn't be?Īnd wouldn't you know it, black ninja in Lotan's service attempt a surprise attack. You know Al, you've seen him in "Die Hard" and the "Lethal Weapon" movies! But Al, I mean Master Ninja Nagasaki, he is worried, worried about an invasion of Lotan, Master Of The Evil.
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Here a young Alan Rickman and what appears to be one of the Golden Girls, or maybe Sabre CEO Jo Bennett after a particularly bad night of revelry, here they comfort Asian stuntman Al Leong. You want to hear about NINJASMĪs chance would have it, our young lad was rescued by a super ninja family, who conceal him from the authorities and train him in all the myriad ways of the Ninja, until he has posed so many times in front of a dragon and the yin-yang symbol that he might as well be the placemat in a Chinese restaurant! The "Japenese" are always willing to help out Canadian travellers in distress! Like this one time we were trying to get on the Seibu line to get out to Oizumi Gakuen, and you know how confusing Ikebukuro Station is, and we got turned around, but the station attendants made sure we. In July of what I assume is "1964", a "Japenese" family was sailing in their authentic Chinese junk, dressed in Chinese man cosplay complete with a coolie hat and a Fu Manchu mustache, when their Chinese-themed costume sailing expedition was interrupted by the sound of an explosion catching the attention of them. But what do I know? I have neither a tight-fitting red-and-white ninja suit, nor am I the floating head of a pretty lady! All I know is that this is a story of 24 pages and how they came to be printed upon with the images of the story of the Canadian Ninja. I'm pretty sure a Canadian Ninja, by law, should be holding a hockey stick instead of a ninja sword. hey, the name of this feature is "Stupid Comics", right? But blaming the CTRC for what we're about to see is missing the point entirely you can't pin this one on Big Gummint. Required by law to devote a certain percentage of their presentation to Canadian content, the media landscape in the Great White North is punctuated on occasion by homegrown creative efforts that sometimes.
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